I originally uploaded this photo as yet another example of Panic! at the Disco's facial-hair related indiscretions , but within the couple seconds it takes to copy and paste the image code , I realized I couldn't do it. It might be that young Jon Walker here appears to be glowing from the inner majesty of his Jesus-like beard, it might be the terrified look upon his face, it might be that I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. I just couldn't make snide comments about, say, how terrible it is to have a member of Panic! at the Disco DJ anything, much less a dance night. But Jon has bangs and, somehow, I am mollified.