There's a lot to say about Audrey Kitching, most of it not very nice, but this is a fashion blog, not a personality critique blog so I'll refrain.

I am pretty sure that this is a New York Couture shot, which really explains the hideousness of all the clothing involved. The ties remind me of that tie skirt everybody made their freshman year and wore with a Bikini Kill shirt and converse sneakers. The tutus aren't even worth going over-- but I will. You guys, tutus aren't and will never be accepted as street clothing. They are for dancing, not walking around being xmetalx or whatever it is Audrey Kitching does when she's not nauseating us with her tacky portraits.

Her hair in combination with her blush and that thing she's wearing just makes her look like cotton candy. Based on previous photos, I think it's safe to say that looking like food is something dear Audrey aspires to, but that doesn't mean that I have to like it.

All that aside, I have seen Audrey wearing little or no makeup and I know she's a pretty girl, but all that warpaint she spackles on every morning make her look like a drag queen, and not even like a particularly convincing one.

Audrey, darling, I know that this whole thing (clown makeup, torn t-shirts, stringy pink hair and ratty extensions) is your shtick, but isn't it time to rethink it a little? Think of all the teenage girls ruining their hair and their pores to look like you. For their sake and for the sake of those of us with taste.