Since last we spoke, Panic at the Disco have turned into three Beatles and Bearded Ellen Degeneres. I am so confused by their recent stylistic decisions. They're like a weird conglomeration of the 70s and mid90s. I should be glad that Ryan "Forehead" Ross finally saw the (black)light but I think the bowlcut is really more of a lateral move from the titanic haircut than a step up.Why does Ryan Ross have so many lapels? I counted and there are THREE SETS. Is that a floral vest? WHY DOES HIS POCKET SQUARE CLASH? I appreciate his attention for detail, I do, but it's often times kind of misguided.
Jon Walker's vest and trousers make him look a little bit stout-- or at least very strangely proportioned. I truly mourn what joining this band has done to him. One of the constants in my relationship with this band has been the fact that I would definitely sleep with him, but this makes me almost question that. And I am easy, y'all.
As for Brendon and Spencer, my beef with their outfits is the same: clashing patterns. I'm seeing this on the runway too, and I don't get it. I still kind of hate that they are not sticking to a uniform color pallette.
Panic at the Disco, what happened? You went from bad to worse. What happened to your glam rocky makeup and Dior Homme-esque outfits? Now that you guys can afford couture, you're sticking to 70s thrift store paisley? Dressing like the Beatles won't make you relevent.
4 comments:
hilarious, as always. you should update more often.
cloebaby. the internet needs more of you. also, I agree that they need to stick to a uniform color scheme. like destiny's child. in fact, if panic at the disco were more like destiny's child in general, I think the world would probably be a better place.
pleaz cloe, they come in peace...literally.
and brendon just gets hotter and hotter he can do NO wrong in my eyes. i'd appreciate him even in a neon straightjacket.
bring back the ryhawk.
kthnx.
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